Profound Stupidity

So, once upon a time Julad had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.  Among a number of spectacularly stupid things she did to cope, not the least stupid was writing several 'nsync haiku.  Then she decided she wasn't yet done being stupid for the day, so she posted them to the bunny list. Other people posted some in response, and since when it comes to 'nsync there's simply no end to public displays of stupidity, this page was inevitable.

In chronological order, since I'm far too lazy to sort by theme:

Should finish "Murder".
Not much fucking in it, though.
Enthusiasm fades.

--Julad

Big feral bear-boy
Knocked up his dumbfuck girlfriend.
Damn, that is sexy.

--Julad

Cute ones always gay,
And gay ones slash much sweeter.
Still, insulin much?

--Julad

Hair standing on end
Gives Spazz handsome qualities.
Pride shudders and dies.

--Julad

'Nsync on special!
Need rocks my system, just like
the music doesn't.

--Julad

Mad grief on Buffy
I'm depressed and need comfort
I read boyband slash

--Sinead

Nice new buzz cut, kid,
But that sack of red leather?
Nothing compensates.

--Julad

The weird little runt
Sounds so hot in Lion Sleeps.
Me want fuck him now.

--Julad

Leather slides sweetly.
Wet mouth smiles, dark eyes flashing.
Oh, oh! Holy night.

--Fennec

On your knees, sugar.
Leather creaks as Chris obeys
Velvet voiced commands.

--Fennec

Track nine is best, y'all
includes the words "out" and "loose"
(yet no rhymes for "y'all")

--Ins

I get Space Cowboy
It's 'bout this utopia
where the boys ride free

--Ins

I secretly like
when Justin really cuts loose
and yells out "Messaaaaage!"

--Ins

"What rhymes with orange?"
JC asks. Joey leans close
and murmurs "Door hinge"

--Dale

Fingers grasping curls 
Head thrown back, pink lips parted 
Chris thinks, Damn he's good

--Tiff

Heated breath on neck 
Masculine fingers entwined 
Content sighs echo 

--Tiff

Up against a wall 
Knee slides between parted legs 
Hard muscles straining 

--Tiff

Lance wears sparkly clothes.
Work it girlfriend, you look hot.
Flame from the rooftops.

--Strandia

Wearing pink, Lance smiles.
Sometimes sparkles aren't enough.
He needs some pastels.

--Strandia

Lance looks like a girl:
Wide-eyed, shining, and pretty.
Wear more eyeliner.

--Strandia

Justin grins like god.
He thinks he's hot, and plays it.
Damn, I think he's right.

--Strandia

Justin, you are white.
Ebonics are not your friend.
Enunciation.

--Strandia

NSync piss me off.
They say stupid shit and dance.
I want to lick them.

--Strandia

JC needs to eat.
Come over, I'll bake you pie.
Eat it with whipped cream.

--Strandia

Wasting time doing
close readings of MTV. Slash
lives in those freeze frames.

--Sinead

See Chris hug.  Hug his 
dog, hug his pillow, hug Lance,
and smile. Close his eyes.

--Sinead

leopard skin bed, like 
a sultan's divan, on which
you'll fuck your bandmates.

--Sinead

Digital Getdown warrants its own special section, don't you agree?
Happens to all guys.
No shame, don't hide your screen-face.
We'll reboot later.

--Ins

Perpetually
Running through my little brain
Make it go away

--Althea

Attractive JC
Surely Lance available
Why digital sex?

--Althea

Drum machine on crack.
Keyboard played with twenty fists.
Yes, JC.  Freaky.

--Julad

There are more haiku
but no more pretty layouts.
Find the rest here, dude.
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