Newsflash: Julad's laziness knows no bounds, so no more pretty haiku
     layouts.  I'd call this carefully-constructed postmodern minimalism, but
     nobody would believe me.

     Anyway.  In this latest exciting installment, we have group anguish while
     Helen is away from Puppies in a Box, more of Justin's hair, more dress-
     sense despair, and gallons of shame in every flavour.  God, anyone reading
     this would think we were *bitter*, or something.  <g>


     Sexy dancey boys
     Frustrate me to no avail
     Want to hate them - can't

     Silly Juppy `Lake
     What's up with the hair?  It's gone
     *Sigh*, I miss the curls

     --Tiff


     Too old for boy bands,
     but Justin moves and I lust.
     Damn him. Damn them all.

     There are younger men,
     and then there are boybands.
     moral dilema.

     Synchronized thrusting.
     Acappella harmonies.
     Dude. What's not to love?

     Show announced today!
     Last stop on NSA tour.
     Going. Hate myself.

     Must borrow small child.
     Can't go to concert alone.
     My shame knows no bounds.

     Justin Timberlake,
     my dirty little secret,
     should reveal himself.

     --Dacey


     Joey and JC
     been friends for over 10 years
     wonder if they've fucked

     Five guys, living close
     add a lot of alcohol
     instant suck-face fest

     Cute boys and their cute
     marionette toys.  I will
     never live this down

     Damn, I'm 22
     shouldn't be liking these boys
     I can't help myself

     --Fluttergirl


     delayed in new york?
     hurry home to puppies soon
     need my fucking fix

     --Cecilia


     The pack a day girl,
     Perpetually quitting,
     NEEDS A DAMN PUPPY.

     --Julad


     (haiku for three voices)

     "Lance, have you ever
     done it with a guy?" "Um... no."
     <snerk> "Oh, please, mary."

     (Space Cowboy)

     We know you have dicks.
     You don't have to point at them.
     Oh - you're holding reins?

     --Lesa


     Jonesing for puppies.
     Must get Helen back on line.
     May drive to New York.

     Fucking New York snow.
     Keeping us from Puppy Fic.
     Mother Nature sucks.

     Not the one snowbound,
     But overwhelmed and feel trapped.
     Chewing own foot off.

     --Dacey


     6 story tall boys
     Cause swooning in all who see
     Even BGL

     --Aiglos via KitCat


     we have snow here too.
     it's melting, though. I want to
     send helen our sun.

     harsh grin, door slams hard.
     chris may taste justin's sweat now,
     debauched youth agrees

     -- Calico


     thanks to that boyband
     pop-culture fascination
     is rediscovered

     want to study it
     not like a teenage girl, but
     academic'ly

     --Althea


     Take it all off, Lance.
     But we're onstage in five min--
     I know.  Take it off.

     --Winston


     Huzzah! Helen's home!
     Let the rejoicing begin.
     Life is happy now.

     --Dacey


     Stranded in Newark
     I have day dream I meet Chris
     Fuck. Too tired to care.

     'n sync lipglosses:
     Timberlake is vanilla.
     Inspirational.

     --Helen


     You know they do it.
     Chris Justin JC Joey
     Lance.  Hot puppy sex.

     Don't understand Riddle
     Or Digital Getdown but
     Love them anyway

     'ven though I'm nineteen
     Justin still feels like jailbait
     So what's up with that

     Chris is hotter'n hell
     Justin, the little girls scream
     Shut up, bitches.  Chris.

     Remember when I
     Had self-control, self-respect?
     Ah, the good old days.

     --Schuyler

     P.S.
     I'm no good at these
     5 7 5 syllables
     Fucking haiku


     Age: irrelevant
     Jailbait is an attitude
     An airbrushed picture

     Fully grown adults
     In too-tight little boy roles
     Something's got to give

     --Fennec (who said this is possibly PicProv Haiku, pic #2)


     orange pink slurry 
     mesh glitter spark and leather  
     who dresses these boys?

     ice like emerald eyes
     does he see him in the dark?
     yes says his wet mouth

     --Nemoinis


     European Chris
     Pose, Sulk, Pout, Stare; Live and Breathe
     Provocatively.

     They say "Just got paid"
     Wearing rainbow fuzzy coats
     Five-pack LifeSavors!

     --Lemon